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PREVIOUSLY ON <i>THE BIG C...</i>

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I HAVEN'T TOLD ANYONE
THAT I'M SICK.

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I'VE BEEN REALLY CONFUSED.

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I SHOULDN'T HAVE FEELINGS,
BUT I DO.

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YOU USED TO LOVE THE GUY
WHO DID SILLY SHIT LIKE THIS.

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I'VE CHANGED.

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REBECCA.

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IT'S NOT A GOOD TIME
TO DO LAUNDRY, SIS.

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- I'M PREGNANT!
- WHAT?

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GET OUT OF MY HOUSE,
OR I'LL BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT.

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YOU CAN'T REMEMBER WHERE
YOU PUT A GUN?

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I HAVE ALZHEIMER'S.

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WHAT'S THAT?

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IT'S MARLENE'S HOUSE.
SHE GAVE IT TO ME.

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I'M GIVING IT TO YOU.

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AND LOOK OUT FOR THOMAS.
HE LIKES YOU.

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I HAVE CANCER.

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I WANT TO DO INTERLEUKIN.

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THERE ARE
A LOT OF SIDE EFFECTS.

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JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES
AND RELAX.

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♪ IT'S SO HARD ♪

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♪ TO TURN YOUR LIFE OVER ♪

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♪ STEP OUT
OF YOUR COMFORT ZONE ♪

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♪ IS THIS SOME KIND
OF A JOKE ♪

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♪ WILL SOMEONE
WAKE ME UP SOON ♪

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♪ AND TELL ME ♪

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♪ THIS WAS JUST THE GAME
WE PLAYED ♪

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♪ CALLED LIFE ♪

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WE MAKE
GOOD RUNNING PARTNERS.

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YEAH.

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NO MATTER HOW REPULSED
BY YOU I AM,

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YOU CAN'T DENY
OUR BIOLOGICAL BOND

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MAKES YOU CLOSER TO ME
THAN ANYONE ELSE ON EARTH.

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WHICH IS WHY I--

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I REALLY NEED
TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.

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HEY!

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WAIT UP!

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SLOW DOWN, SPEEDY!

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I CAN'T RUN THAT FAST.

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I'M DEAD.

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DON'T WORRY.

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I'VE GOT THE KEY.

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OH, OH, OH.

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OH, OH.

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I LIKE YOU A LOT.

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I LIKE YOU A LOT TOO.

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MM.

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AND I LIKE YOU
A LOT TOO.

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PLEASE STAY.

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SWEET DREAMS, YOU TWO.

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AWW.

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I HAVE A SPLITTING HEADACHE.

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WELL, YOUR BRAIN SCANS
ARE CLEAR.

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SO THAT'S JUST
AN UNFORTUNATE SIDE EFFECT

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OF THE IL-2.

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SOMETIMES I SEE PARTS
OF THOSE DREAMS

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EVEN WHEN I'M NOT DREAMING.

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OW.

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ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA WRITE YOU
A PRESCRIPTION

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FOR A PAIN RELIEVER
AND MUSCLE RELAXER.

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THAT SHOULD HELP.

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WELL, IF IT DOESN'T,
I'M GONNA ASK YOU

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TO DRIVE OVER MY FACE
WITH YOUR CAR.

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OR, IF THAT DOESN'T WORK,

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A LOT OF PATIENTS FIND
THAT SMOKING MARIJUANA

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CAN REALLY EASE
THE SIDE EFFECTS.

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WELL, I MIGHT HAVE
A COUPLE OF STUDENTS

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THAT IF I SNIFFED THEIR HAIR
LONG ENOUGH,

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IT MIGHT WORK.

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IS THERE ANY CHANCE
THAT WE COULD START

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THE NEXT ROUND
ON A FRIDAY THIS TIME?

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I THINK WE NEED
TO STOP HERE.

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WHY?

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AM I CURED?

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ONLY TWO ROUNDS,

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AND I'M ALL BETTER?

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I'M SORRY, CATHY.

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WE KNEW WHEN WE STARTED
IT'S JUST NOT

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EFFECTIVE FOR SOME PEOPLE.

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WELL, IF IT'S NOT WORKING,

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THEN IT'S JUST
NOT STRONG ENOUGH.

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I MEAN, CLEARLY, I HAVE
A VERY STUBBORN CANCER.

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WE'VE DONE TWO ROUNDS,
AND THE TUMORS ARE UNCHANGED.

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WELL, IF WE JUST
HIT 'EM AGAIN--

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DURING THE IL-2,

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YOUR KIDNEY FUNCTION
SEVERELY DETERIORATED.

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YOUR BODY JUST CAN'T TAKE
ANOTHER COURSE.

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I WANT A SECOND OPINION.

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HAVE YOU HEARD
OF A DR. ATTICUS SHERMAN?

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I HAVE.

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PAUL READ
ABOUT A STAGE IV WOMAN

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WHO WAS COMPLETELY CURED
AFTER SEEING HIM.

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LOOK, CATHY,
I-I'M ALL FOR MY PATIENTS

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GETTING A SECOND OPINION

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IF IT MAKES THEM
MORE COMFORTABLE,

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BUT I JUST--

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I JUST WANNA MAKE SURE
THAT YOU'RE NOT LOOKING

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FOR SOMEONE WHO'S JUST GONNA
TELL YOU WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR.

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NO, I'M LOOKING FOR SOMEONE
WHO'S GONNA KEEP ME ALIVE.

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THAT'S WHAT I'M TRYING
TO DO.

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WELL, IT SEEMS LIKE YOU'RE
JUST SITTING THERE.

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YOU'RE TELLING ME
TO ROLL A JOINT

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AND JUST WAIT IT OUT.

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IS THIS
BECAUSE I KISSED YOU?

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BECAUSE I'M TRULY SORRY
ABOUT THAT.

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I CROSSED A LINE.
I NEVER SH--

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TODD, NO.

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IT'S NOT.

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IT'S REALLY NOT.

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THEN WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO
WHEN DR. SHERMAN

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TELLS YOU THE SAME THING
I'M TELLING YOU?

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COME BACK TO ME,
OR KEEP SEEING HIM?

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I AM A NEW PATIENT,

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SO I WILL PRESS TWO.

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I'M GONNA PUT MY FOOT
IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL.

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I WANT YOU TO TURN IT ON.

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SERIOUSLY, TURN ON THE DISPOSAL.

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I CAN'T FEEL IT.

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I KNOW WHY
I KEEP SEEING YOU.

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YOU'RE TRYING TO PULL ME OVER
TO THE OTHER SIDE, MARLENE.

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BUT IT IS NOT GONNA WORK,
OKAY?

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IT'S NOT SO BAD OVER HERE.

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AND IT'S NOT TRUE
WHAT THEY SAY

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ABOUT GETTING PUNISHED
FOR OFFING YOURSELF.

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IT'S JUST A LITTLE MORE
RED TAPE,

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BUT NO BIG THING.

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DOESN'T MEAN
IT WAS A GOOD IDEA.

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HELLO, THIS IS CATHY JAMISON
CALLING

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FOR DOCTOR SHERMAN AGAIN.

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YOU HAVE MY NUMBER
FROM THE LAST THREE MESSAGES

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I LEFT.

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I'M STAGE IV.

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THERE'S NO STAGE V.

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CALL ME.

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HEY, MOM.

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OH!

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I DIDN'T MEAN
TO SCARE YOU.

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UM, CAN I GO TO MIA'S?

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UH, WE--WE HAVE THAT--

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WE HAVE THAT APPOINTMENT
WITH THE THERAPIST, REMEMBER?

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YOU KNOW,
I JUST HAD A GREAT IDEA.

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WHAT IF I DIDN'T GO SEE
THE SHRINK?

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I LOVE YOUR IDEA.

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THINK I'LL STICK WITH MINE.

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YOU KNOW,
SHRINKS CHARGE TOO MUCH.

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MAYBE YOU SHOULD GROW UP
AND BE ONE.

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- HAR, HAR.
- NO, ADAM.

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THIS IS BIGGER
THAN ALL OF US,

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SO JUST DO THIS FOR ME, OKAY?

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FINE.

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- OH, ADAM!
- CAREFUL, DAD.

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SOMETHING'S WRONG
WITH MOM'S STOMACH.

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YOU OKAY, HONEY?
WHOA.

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- YEAH.
- THAT'S DISGUSTING.

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THAT WAS ADAM.

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OH, COME ON, HONEY.
FESS UP.

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YOU GOT CANCER.

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YOU CAN FART
AS MUCH AS YOU WANT.

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THAT WASN'T ME!

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HE KEEPS DOING THAT.

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HE'S BEEN SO SWEET,
AND THEN HE, YOU KNOW,

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HE DOES <i>THAT</i>
AND JUST WALKS AWAY.

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WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?

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IF IT REALLY WAS ADAM,

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THEN WE SHOULD SKIP
THE THERAPIST

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AND TAKE HIM STRAIGHT
TO THE GASTROENTEROLOGIST.

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YOU STILL HAVE THAT HEADACHE?
DID YOU TAKE YOUR MEDICINE?

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IT MADE MY TONGUE SO LOOSE
I BIT IT FOUR TIMES.

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THEN WE HAVE TO GET HIM
TO WRITE YOU SOMETHING ELSE.

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WELL, HE SAID I COULD SMOKE
POT IF IT DIDN'T WORK.

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ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

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THIS GUY CAN'T EVEN KNOCK OUT
A FRICKIN' HEADACHE?

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WHEN--WHEN ARE WE GETTING IN
TO SEE SHERMAN?

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I KEEP LEAVING MESSAGES,

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BUT THEY NEVER CALL ME BACK.

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SOUNDS LIKE MY DATING YEARS.

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BUT THEN, LOOK HOW THAT
TURNED OUT FOR ME.

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OW.

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OH, SORRY.

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UGH.

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HOW DO YOU FEEL
ABOUT YOUR MOM BEING SICK?

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HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL?

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I DON'T KNOW.

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WELL, IT SUCKS.
I HATE IT.

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I WISH SHE WASN'T SICK.

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MM.
WHAT ELSE DO YOU WISH?

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THAT I WAS
AT MY FRIEND'S HOUSE.

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MM.

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AND WHAT WOULD BEING
AT YOUR FRIEND'S HOUSE MEAN?

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THAT I WASN'T HERE.

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WHAT'S WRONG
ABOUT BEING HERE?

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YOU CHARGE TOO MUCH.

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DO YOU KNOW
HOW MUCH I CHARGE?

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- NO.
- AH.

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HE SAYS HE JUST WANTS
TO HANG OUT

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WITH HIS FRIENDS.

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BUT WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

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WHAT, HE DOESN'T WANT
TO BE AROUND ME

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BECAUSE HE'S--HE'S AFRAID
I'M GONNA DIE

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IN FRONT OF HIM?

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MOST TEENAGERS I SEE
WHO HAVE AN ILL PARENT

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TELL ME THEY JUST WANT TO
HANG OUT WITH THEIR FRIENDS.

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BUT WHAT DOES THAT
REALLY MEAN?

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I THINK HE JUST WANTS
TO HANG OUT

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WITH HIS FRIENDS.

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LOOK, FOR THERAPY TO WORK,
EVEN WITH YOUNG PEOPLE,

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THEY'VE GOT TO WANT
TO BE HERE.

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NOW, HE SEEMS LIKE A NICE KID

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WHO JUST WANTS TO
FEEL NORMAL.

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SO UNLESS HE'S BEEN
DEMONSTRATING

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ANY UNUSUAL
OR OUTRAGEOUS BEHAVIOR

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THAT YOU'RE PARTICULARLY
CONCERNED ABOUT...

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HE'S BEEN AGGRESSIVELY
FARTING.

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HE'S BEEN FARTING.

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POINTEDLY
AND AGGRESSIVELY.

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HE EVEN FART-FRAMED CATHY.

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WHEN YOU SAY "AGGRESSIVE,"

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WAS ANYBODY HURT?

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NO.

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DEEPLY OFFENDED.

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JUST TRY NOT TO PUT
TOO MUCH WEIGHT

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IN EVERYTHING
THAT ADAM DOES,

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AND ENJOY EACH OTHER.

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CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING ELSE?

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SURE.

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I HAVE
A MANIC-DEPRESSIVE BROTHER

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WHO I HAVEN'T TOLD YET
ABOUT ME.

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ANYTHING YOU SUGGEST?

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- IS HE MEDICATED?
- NO.

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WELL, JUST MAKE SURE
YOU GET HIM

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IN A VERY CALM PLACE FIRST.

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AND IF HE GETS VIOLENT,

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CALL 911.

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YOU'VE BEEN A BIG HELP.

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DID YOU HAVE BRAXTON HICKS
CONTRACTIONS WITH ADAM?

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HEY, ADAM.
- HEY, WHAT'S UP?

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HI, SEAN, HOW ARE YOU?

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I FEEL LIKE MY BLOOD
IS CARBONATED.

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I USUALLY DON'T GET
THIS EXCITED

240
00:10:03,169 --> 00:10:04,269
ABOUT THE FEMALE BODY

241
00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:05,737
WHEN I'M ON THE OUTSIDE
OF IT.

242
00:10:05,738 --> 00:10:07,973
WELL, DID YOU?

243
00:10:07,974 --> 00:10:09,307
DID I WHAT?

244
00:10:09,308 --> 00:10:11,943
UH, HAVE, UM, INTERMITTENT
PHYSICAL CONTRACTIONS,

245
00:10:11,944 --> 00:10:13,511
BEGINNING AS EARLY
AS THE START

246
00:10:13,512 --> 00:10:15,180
OF THE SECOND TRIMESTER,

247
00:10:15,181 --> 00:10:18,016
IN ORDER TO PREPARE
YOUR UTERUS FOR LABOR?

248
00:10:18,017 --> 00:10:19,784
NOW, I HAVEN'T GOTTEN REBECCA
ON BOARD YET,

249
00:10:19,785 --> 00:10:21,019
BUT I REALLY THINK

250
00:10:21,020 --> 00:10:23,488
I COULD DELIVER
THIS BABY MYSELF.

251
00:10:23,489 --> 00:10:25,590
PLEASE, HAVE THIS BABY
IN A HOSPITAL.

252
00:10:25,591 --> 00:10:27,192
WHAT IF SOMETHING GOES WRONG?

253
00:10:27,193 --> 00:10:28,526
IT'S MORE LIKELY
TO GO WRONG

254
00:10:28,527 --> 00:10:30,161
IN A HOSPITAL, CATH.

255
00:10:30,162 --> 00:10:32,464
RAMPANT STAPH INFECTIONS,
BABY STEALING.

256
00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:35,000
AND PLUS WHICH,
DOCTORS ARE EVIL PEOPLE.

257
00:10:35,001 --> 00:10:37,035
HEY, UM,
CAN I GO TO MIA'S NOW?

258
00:10:37,036 --> 00:10:38,670
YEAH, JUST CALL IF YOU'RE NOT
GONNA BE HOME FOR DINNER.

259
00:10:38,671 --> 00:10:40,405
OKAY, SWEET.

260
00:10:40,406 --> 00:10:42,140
OH, ADAM!

261
00:10:42,141 --> 00:10:43,742
- WHOA!
- WHAT, REALLY?

262
00:10:43,743 --> 00:10:45,610
- OH, DUDE.
- MY BAD, MY BAD.

263
00:10:45,611 --> 00:10:46,745
GEEZ.

264
00:10:46,746 --> 00:10:47,946
CALM DOWN.

265
00:10:52,051 --> 00:10:53,084
I'M GONNA MAKE LUNCH.

266
00:10:53,085 --> 00:10:54,085
OH.

267
00:10:54,086 --> 00:10:55,453
I'LL BRING YOU SOMETHING.

268
00:10:55,454 --> 00:10:56,588
OH, YOU BETTER GET RID
OF THAT SMELL

269
00:10:56,589 --> 00:10:59,924
BEFORE YOU BRING FOOD OUT.

270
00:10:59,925 --> 00:11:05,363
UGH.

271
00:11:05,364 --> 00:11:07,198
SO I'M
ON YOUR CANCELLATION LIST?

272
00:11:07,199 --> 00:11:09,000
GREAT, GREAT.

273
00:11:09,001 --> 00:11:10,435
I'LL JUST TELL MY TUMORS
TO STOP GROWING

274
00:11:10,436 --> 00:11:12,637
UNTIL YOU CALL ME BACK
WITH A SPOT.

275
00:11:12,638 --> 00:11:14,673
GEEZ.

276
00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:16,709
OH.

277
00:11:21,480 --> 00:11:22,981
NO! THOMAS!

278
00:11:22,982 --> 00:11:25,183
OH, NO, THOMAS.
YOU GIVE THOSE BACK.

279
00:11:25,184 --> 00:11:26,785
THOSE ARE VERY BAD FOR YOU.

280
00:11:26,786 --> 00:11:28,553
PAUL!

281
00:11:28,554 --> 00:11:29,721
OKAY, NOW LISTEN.

282
00:11:29,722 --> 00:11:30,989
I'M GONNA PUT MY FINGERS
DOWN YOUR THROAT.

283
00:11:30,990 --> 00:11:32,223
AND I NEED YOU
TO THROW UP.

284
00:11:32,224 --> 00:11:34,125
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
ARE YOU OKAY?

285
00:11:34,126 --> 00:11:35,326
HE ATE SOME
OF MY MUSCLE RELAXERS.

286
00:11:35,327 --> 00:11:36,327
CALL THE VET.

287
00:11:36,328 --> 00:11:38,296
- OH, BOY.
- COME ON, BOY, COME ON.

288
00:11:38,297 --> 00:11:40,231
NO, HERE, I NEED YOU TO THINK
ABOUT SOMETHING GROSS.

289
00:11:40,232 --> 00:11:43,068
YES, UH, YES.
I HAVE A BASSET EMERGENCY.

290
00:11:43,069 --> 00:11:44,269
WHAT YA DOING?

291
00:11:44,270 --> 00:11:46,271
OH, HE ATE SOME
OF MY MEDICATION.

292
00:11:46,272 --> 00:11:47,639
THESE?

293
00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:48,740
OH, WOW.

294
00:11:48,741 --> 00:11:50,075
THESE ARE SUPERSONIC.

295
00:11:50,076 --> 00:11:51,743
HYDROGEN PEROXIDE.

296
00:11:51,744 --> 00:11:53,178
THAT'LL GET HIM TO THROW UP.
- CYCLO--UM--

297
00:11:53,179 --> 00:11:54,679
THOSE'LL BE
IN HIS BLOODSTREAM

298
00:11:54,680 --> 00:11:55,714
IN A COUPLE OF MINUTES.

299
00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:56,848
HOW MANY DID HE TAKE?

300
00:11:56,849 --> 00:11:58,016
AT LEAST TWO.

301
00:11:58,017 --> 00:11:59,284
I DON'T HAVE HYDROGEN PEROXIDE.

302
00:11:59,285 --> 00:12:00,819
THOSE PILLS ARE SOME
OF MY BEST SELLERS.

303
00:12:00,820 --> 00:12:02,087
PEOPLE LIKE
A FAST-ACTING DRUG.

304
00:12:02,088 --> 00:12:04,089
- HOW MANY DID HE EAT?
- AT LEAST TWO.

305
00:12:04,090 --> 00:12:05,256
AT LEAST TWO.

306
00:12:05,257 --> 00:12:06,591
COME HERE, SWEETIE.
COME HERE.

307
00:12:06,592 --> 00:12:07,959
WOW.

308
00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:09,394
ARE YOU TAKING THESE TOO?

309
00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:10,762
IS THERE SOMETHING ABOUT YOU
THAT I DON'T KNOW?

310
00:12:10,763 --> 00:12:12,597
YOU SUFFER
FROM INTRACTABLE MIGRAINES?

311
00:12:12,598 --> 00:12:14,432
NO.
ARE YOU OKAY?

312
00:12:14,433 --> 00:12:16,101
- EPILEPTIC SEIZURES?
- NO.

313
00:12:16,102 --> 00:12:17,202
OH, THAT SANDWICH LOOKS GOOD.

314
00:12:17,203 --> 00:12:20,071
DO YOU MIND IF I HAVE--
- NO!

315
00:12:20,072 --> 00:12:21,539
LITTLE STINGY
WITH THE SANDWICH.

316
00:12:21,540 --> 00:12:24,275
NO, I--
I CRUSHED UP SOME PILLS.

317
00:12:24,276 --> 00:12:26,044
I PUT THEM IN THERE.

318
00:12:26,045 --> 00:12:27,679
BECAUSE YOU HAVE TROUBLE
SWALLOWING PILLS?

319
00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:28,680
NO, IT'S FOR SEAN.

320
00:12:28,681 --> 00:12:30,882
I-I--IT WAS FOR SEAN.

321
00:12:30,883 --> 00:12:32,083
I NEEDED HIM
TO STAY CALM.

322
00:12:32,084 --> 00:12:33,451
- WHY?
- BECAUSE I HA--

323
00:12:33,452 --> 00:12:36,721
I HAVE CANCER, REBECCA!

324
00:12:36,722 --> 00:12:38,356
THERE, NOW YOU KNOW.
I HAVE CANCER.

325
00:12:38,357 --> 00:12:39,724
SO IF YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN,
TAKE A BITE.

326
00:12:39,725 --> 00:12:41,192
BUT I DON'T THINK
IT'S RECOMMENDED

327
00:12:41,193 --> 00:12:44,395
FOR THE BABY.

328
00:12:44,396 --> 00:12:46,698
OH, CATH.

329
00:12:46,699 --> 00:12:48,399
OH, MY GOD.

330
00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:49,768
W-WHAT KIND?

331
00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:52,370
MELANOMA.

332
00:12:52,371 --> 00:12:53,972
THE REALLY NOT GOOD KIND.

333
00:12:53,973 --> 00:12:56,274
I'M JUST SO STUNNED.

334
00:12:56,275 --> 00:12:58,343
YOU'RE GONNA BE MY FIRST
REALLY GOOD FRIEND

335
00:12:58,344 --> 00:13:01,546
THAT HAS HAD CANCER.

336
00:13:01,547 --> 00:13:04,649
I WILL BE FOREVER CHANGED.

337
00:13:04,650 --> 00:13:07,385
HOPEFULLY FOR THE BETTER.

338
00:13:07,386 --> 00:13:08,787
LISTEN.

339
00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:10,255
PROMISE ME
YOU WILL NOT TELL SEAN.

340
00:13:10,256 --> 00:13:12,090
- OH, I--
- I WANT TO TELL HIM MYSELF.

341
00:13:12,091 --> 00:13:14,425
BUT RIGHT NOW, MY--
MY HEAD HURTS.

342
00:13:14,426 --> 00:13:15,660
OKAY, HE SHOULD BE FINE,
BUT THEY WANNA KNOW

343
00:13:15,661 --> 00:13:20,732
IF HE SEEMS LETHARGIC.

344
00:13:20,733 --> 00:13:23,302
NO MORE THAN USUAL.

345
00:13:27,406 --> 00:13:28,439
WAIT HERE.

346
00:13:28,440 --> 00:13:29,908
NO, YOU WAIT HERE.

347
00:13:29,909 --> 00:13:30,942
THIS IS MY HEADACHE.

348
00:13:30,943 --> 00:13:32,243
IT'S MY ILLEGAL MEDICATION.

349
00:13:32,244 --> 00:13:35,280
I'LL MAKE THE TRANSACTION.

350
00:13:35,281 --> 00:13:38,317
OKAY.

351
00:14:00,072 --> 00:14:03,575
OKAY, PUT IT IN YOUR POCKET
NOW, SWEETIE.

352
00:14:03,576 --> 00:14:05,944
THERE YOU GO.

353
00:14:05,945 --> 00:14:06,945
SMOOTH.

354
00:14:06,946 --> 00:14:08,880
OKAY, YEAH.

355
00:14:08,881 --> 00:14:10,248
♪ HEY-AH, HEY-AH ♪

356
00:14:10,249 --> 00:14:12,884
I LOVE THAT YOU KNEW
HOW TO SCORE ME WEED.

357
00:14:12,885 --> 00:14:14,686
I CANNOT BELIEVE
THAT THE GUY

358
00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:16,588
THAT I USED TO CALL
20 YEARS AGO

359
00:14:16,589 --> 00:14:18,857
STILL HAS THE SAME PAGER NUMBER.

360
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:21,259
AND THAT I REMEMBERED
IT WAS LISTED

361
00:14:21,260 --> 00:14:24,162
UNDER BICYCLE PARTS
IN MY OLD ADDRESS BOOK.

362
00:14:24,163 --> 00:14:27,498
YOU HELP ME.

363
00:14:27,499 --> 00:14:28,900
YOU MAKE THINGS BETTER.

364
00:14:28,901 --> 00:14:31,135
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?

365
00:14:31,136 --> 00:14:32,637
I'M GONNA GET YOU IN TO SEE
THE OTHER DOCTOR.

366
00:14:32,638 --> 00:14:34,539
STARTING TOMORROW,
I'M GONNA CALL HIM

367
00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:35,540
EVERY FIVE MINUTES.

368
00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:36,741
MAYBE I'LL EVEN SHOW UP THERE.

369
00:14:36,742 --> 00:14:38,009
OH, THAT'S OKAY.

370
00:14:38,010 --> 00:14:40,178
EVEN IF I DON'T.

371
00:14:40,179 --> 00:14:41,713
TODD WAS PROBABLY RIGHT.

372
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:43,081
HE'LL JUST SAY
THE SAME THING.

373
00:14:43,082 --> 00:14:44,549
WHY DOES HE GO BY TODD?

374
00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:46,217
THE GUY'S SO YOUNG.

375
00:14:46,218 --> 00:14:48,186
I FEEL LIKE HE'S, LIKE,
READING THE CANCER BOOK,

376
00:14:48,187 --> 00:14:49,988
LIKE, FIVE MINUTES
BEFORE YOU SHOW UP.

377
00:14:49,989 --> 00:14:52,190
WE NEED AN OLD GUY.

378
00:14:52,191 --> 00:14:54,125
WELL, HE WANTS TO HELP.

379
00:14:54,126 --> 00:14:56,294
HE REALLY DOES.
I KNOW HE DOES.

380
00:14:56,295 --> 00:14:58,263
CAN I TELL YOU A SECRET?

381
00:14:58,264 --> 00:14:59,998
SURE.

382
00:14:59,999 --> 00:15:01,699
HE KISSED ME.

383
00:15:01,700 --> 00:15:03,701
WAIT, WHAT?

384
00:15:03,702 --> 00:15:05,803
DR. TODD MAUER KISSED ME.

385
00:15:05,804 --> 00:15:07,071
HE TRIED TO K--

386
00:15:07,072 --> 00:15:08,172
KISS ME.

387
00:15:08,173 --> 00:15:09,941
HE KISSED YOU?

388
00:15:09,942 --> 00:15:11,576
I DIDN'T KISS HIM BACK.

389
00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:13,111
THAT LITTLE BOY KISSED YOU?

390
00:15:13,112 --> 00:15:15,647
WHERE?

391
00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:17,448
IN CANADA.

392
00:15:17,449 --> 00:15:18,917
NO, I MEAN ON YOUR BODY.

393
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:22,420
OH!

394
00:15:22,421 --> 00:15:24,255
I THOUGHT--

395
00:15:24,256 --> 00:15:26,791
I THOUGHT YOU MEANT WHERE--

396
00:15:26,792 --> 00:15:28,593
THE LOCATION, WHERE.

397
00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:30,895
STOP LAUGHING!

398
00:15:30,896 --> 00:15:32,263
IT'S NOT OKAY.

399
00:15:32,264 --> 00:15:34,565
AT SOME POINT, I'M GONNA BE
REALLY MAD ABOUT THIS.

400
00:15:35,668 --> 00:15:37,302
BUT WHEN YOU LAUGH LIKE--

401
00:15:38,804 --> 00:15:43,975
WHEN YOU LAUGH LIKE THAT,
IT MAKES ME LAUGH.

402
00:15:43,976 --> 00:15:45,576
♪ WE GON' TURN AROUND ♪

403
00:15:45,577 --> 00:15:49,148
♪ WE GOING TWO WAYS, BABY ♪

404
00:15:52,251 --> 00:15:55,254
THOMAS?

405
00:15:59,124 --> 00:16:01,793
THOMAS.

406
00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:03,895
THOMAS, THOM--

407
00:16:03,896 --> 00:16:05,930
OH, THANK GOD.

408
00:16:05,931 --> 00:16:07,532
OH!

409
00:16:07,533 --> 00:16:09,100
OKAY, COME ON.

410
00:16:09,101 --> 00:16:10,234
COME ON, LET'S GO PEE.

411
00:16:10,235 --> 00:16:12,338
COME ON.

412
00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:30,421
CLEARLY, REBECCA TOLD YOU.

413
00:16:30,422 --> 00:16:33,157
YOU SHOULD'VE TOLD ME.

414
00:16:33,158 --> 00:16:35,927
I'M SORRY.

415
00:16:35,928 --> 00:16:37,095
I TRIED ONCE,
BUT WHEN I SAW

416
00:16:37,096 --> 00:16:38,162
HOW UPSET YOU GOT,
I JUST--

417
00:16:38,163 --> 00:16:39,530
I COULDN'T HANDLE IT.

418
00:16:39,531 --> 00:16:41,432
JUST ANOTHER EXAMPLE
OF HOW SELFISH YOU ARE, CATHY.

419
00:16:41,433 --> 00:16:43,267
YOU COULDN'T STAND
TO FEEL YOUR FEELINGS,

420
00:16:43,268 --> 00:16:44,369
SO YOU THOUGHT,
"YOU KNOW WHAT?

421
00:16:44,370 --> 00:16:45,837
I'LL BECOME
A LYING BITCH INSTEAD."

422
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:47,338
OH, DON'T BE MEAN.

423
00:16:47,339 --> 00:16:48,573
THAT'S NOT A JUDGMENT.

424
00:16:48,574 --> 00:16:50,775
IT'S AN, UH,
IT'S AN OBSERVATION.

425
00:16:50,776 --> 00:16:52,977
BEFORE ME,
I SEE A WOMAN

426
00:16:52,978 --> 00:16:54,312
ABOUT 5'8" IN HEIGHT,

427
00:16:54,313 --> 00:16:57,148
FAKE BLONDE HAIR FOUR INCHES
TOO LONG FOR HER AGE,

428
00:16:57,149 --> 00:17:00,351
WHOSE FAVORITE PASTIME
IS TRYING TO CONTROL EVERYBODY.

429
00:17:00,352 --> 00:17:02,720
NOW AUDITIONING
FOR THE ROLE OF GOD,

430
00:17:02,721 --> 00:17:06,391
CATHY JAMISON!

431
00:17:06,392 --> 00:17:07,992
I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE
RIGHT NOW.

432
00:17:07,993 --> 00:17:09,494
IT'S JUST ME BEING ME.

433
00:17:09,495 --> 00:17:12,196
SORRY IF I CONFUSED YOU.

434
00:17:12,197 --> 00:17:14,332
DO I AMUSE YOU?

435
00:17:14,333 --> 00:17:16,000
I'M SO ELATED THAT YOU'RE
FINALLY HAVING TO EAT

436
00:17:16,001 --> 00:17:17,301
YOUR OWN SHIT.

437
00:17:17,302 --> 00:17:18,703
IS IT GOOD?

438
00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:20,705
WHY DON'T YOU GET GET
SOME CHOPSTICKS AND SAVOR IT?

439
00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:22,707
SEAN, I LOVE YOU,
AND I WANT TO HELP YOU.

440
00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:23,975
WHY DON'T YOU COME WITH ME,

441
00:17:23,976 --> 00:17:24,976
AND WE'LL GO GET SOME HELP?

442
00:17:24,977 --> 00:17:26,210
NO, <i>YOU</i> NEED TO GET SOME HELP.

443
00:17:26,211 --> 00:17:29,547
YOU NEED TO SEE A DOCTOR
RIGHT AWAY.

444
00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:31,649
IF I COULD MANAGE
TO GET A FUCKING APPOINTMENT,

445
00:17:31,650 --> 00:17:33,384
THAT'S WHERE I'D BE
RIGHT NOW.

446
00:17:33,385 --> 00:17:35,119
WELL, IT'S NO WONDER
YOU GOT CANCER, CATHY.

447
00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:36,888
YOU'RE SO FULL OF LIES
AND EVIL,

448
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:39,925
YOU GAVE IT TO YOURSELF.

449
00:17:43,595 --> 00:17:45,363
YOU KNOW WHAT, SEAN?

450
00:17:45,364 --> 00:17:50,334
FROM NOW ON,
I'M FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE.

451
00:17:50,335 --> 00:17:51,702
NOT YOURS.

452
00:17:51,703 --> 00:17:54,639
SO YOU, MY BROTHER,

453
00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:58,810
YOU CAN SUCK IT AND FUCK IT.

454
00:17:58,811 --> 00:18:00,044
spray-paint hissing]
BECAUSE I...

455
00:18:00,045 --> 00:18:02,713
AM...

456
00:18:02,714 --> 00:18:09,455
DONE.

457
00:18:12,591 --> 00:18:14,559
DR. MAUER.

458
00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:15,593
OH, HEY, PAUL.

459
00:18:15,594 --> 00:18:20,331
IT IS NOT OKAY
FOR YOU TO KISS MY WIFE.

460
00:18:20,332 --> 00:18:21,799
IS THAT WHY YOU BECAME
AN ONCOLOGIST?

461
00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:23,101
'CAUSE YOU LOVE
HOW DESPERATE THEY ARE

462
00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:24,235
WHEN THEY COME TO YOU?

463
00:18:24,236 --> 00:18:25,436
I'M SORRY, OKAY?

464
00:18:25,437 --> 00:18:26,671
YOU'RE RIGHT.
I-I-I CROSSED A LINE.

465
00:18:26,672 --> 00:18:28,039
I'VE ALREADY TALKED
TO MY MENTOR ABOUT IT.

466
00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:29,040
I'M EING A THERAPIST.

467
00:18:29,041 --> 00:18:30,308
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT

468
00:18:30,309 --> 00:18:32,443
ABOUT YOUR JOURNEY.

469
00:18:32,444 --> 00:18:34,645
AND YOU WONDER WHY WE WANT
A SECOND OPINION?

470
00:18:34,646 --> 00:18:36,280
'CAUSE YOU'RE A ROOKIE.

471
00:18:36,281 --> 00:18:37,882
AND WE DON'T WANNA BE PART
OF YOUR LEARNING CURVE.

472
00:18:37,883 --> 00:18:40,852
SHE ALREADY HAS SOMEBODY
WHO LOVES HER.

473
00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:42,620
SHE NEEDS SOMEBODY
WHO CAN SAVE HER.

474
00:18:42,621 --> 00:18:43,721
HEY, PAUL,

475
00:18:43,722 --> 00:18:45,289
MY PERSONAL FEELINGS
NEVER COMPROMISED

476
00:18:45,290 --> 00:18:46,457
HER TREATMENT.

477
00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:48,426
AT LEAST I LOOK AT HER
AS A HUMAN BEING.

478
00:18:48,427 --> 00:18:50,061
THE NEXT PLACE YOU GO,
SHE'S JUST GONNA BE

479
00:18:50,062 --> 00:18:51,429
THE SUM OF HER DATA.

480
00:18:51,430 --> 00:18:52,797
WELL, APPARENTLY,
TREATING PEOPLE LIKE THE SUM

481
00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:54,999
OF THEIR DATA
MAKES YOU PRETTY POPULAR.

482
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,567
'CAUSE WE CAN'T EVEN GET IN
TO SEE THE OTHER GUY.

483
00:18:56,568 --> 00:18:59,237
WHAT A SURPRISE,
WITH ALL YOUR CHARM.

484
00:18:59,238 --> 00:19:01,807
MAKE SURE YOU GET A DOCTOR
TO LOOK AT THAT LIP.

485
00:19:04,710 --> 00:19:06,010
I'VE BEEN ON HOLD
FOR 15 MINUTES.

486
00:19:06,011 --> 00:19:07,612
I KEEP FORGETTING
WHAT I'M DOING.

487
00:19:07,613 --> 00:19:09,080
I THINK I'M TRYING
TO WIN SOMETHING.

488
00:19:09,081 --> 00:19:11,048
I WISH I COULD HELP YOU.

489
00:19:11,049 --> 00:19:13,584
DRUG REPS HAVE EASY ACCESS
TO DOCTORS.

490
00:19:13,585 --> 00:19:16,654
AND DOCTORS HAVE EASY ACCESS
TO DRUG REPS.

491
00:19:16,655 --> 00:19:19,257
WITH ALL THE EDUCATED COCK
I'VE HAD IN MY MOUTH,

492
00:19:19,258 --> 00:19:20,791
IT IS A CRUEL JOKE

493
00:19:20,792 --> 00:19:23,494
THAT MY BABY DADDY
IS A BIPOLAR DROPOUT.

494
00:19:23,495 --> 00:19:24,662
WHO, THANKS TO YOU,

495
00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:27,431
IS SPEWING VITRIOL AT ME
FROM ACROSS THE STREET.

496
00:19:27,432 --> 00:19:28,432
LOOK, I'M SORRY.

497
00:19:28,433 --> 00:19:30,067
I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET HIM

498
00:19:30,068 --> 00:19:31,536
TO SPEND THE NIGHT
IN THE HOUSE.

499
00:19:31,537 --> 00:19:33,538
AND THEN HE FINALLY DID,
AND ALL OF THE SUDDEN,

500
00:19:33,539 --> 00:19:34,872
WE FELT LIKE A COUPLE,

501
00:19:34,873 --> 00:19:36,574
AND COUPLES TELL
EACH OTHER THINGS.

502
00:19:36,575 --> 00:19:37,842
AND THEN HE WENT CUCKOO,

503
00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:39,810
AND NOW I CAN'T GET HIM BACK
IN THE HOUSE.

504
00:19:39,811 --> 00:19:41,679
REBECCA, INSTEAD OF TRYING
TO GET HIM BACK IN THE HOUSE,

505
00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:42,947
YOU MIGHT CONSIDER

506
00:19:42,948 --> 00:19:44,115
GETTING YOURSELF
OUT OF IT FOR A WHILE.

507
00:19:44,116 --> 00:19:45,650
- WHY?
- BECAUSE HE'S DANGEROUS.

508
00:19:45,651 --> 00:19:47,185
AND HE'S SICK.

509
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:48,452
YOU'RE SICK.

510
00:19:48,453 --> 00:19:50,021
THAT DOESN'T MEAN
I'M GONNA ABANDON YOU.

511
00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:52,723
YEAH, BUT THE DIFFERENCE IS
I'M TRYING TO GET HELP.

512
00:19:52,724 --> 00:19:54,125
UNFORTUNATELY,
IT'S WITH A DOCTOR

513
00:19:54,126 --> 00:19:55,593
WHO I CAN'T SEEM TO GET
AN APPOINTMENT WITH

514
00:19:55,594 --> 00:19:57,028
AND WHO SHOULD LOSE HIS LICENSE
FOR MAKING ME LISTEN

515
00:19:57,029 --> 00:20:01,365
TO THE MUZAK VERSION
OF ALL THE SONGS I USED TO LOVE.

516
00:20:01,366 --> 00:20:03,401
OKAY.

517
00:20:03,402 --> 00:20:04,869
I'M, UH...

518
00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:06,771
I'M GONNA CHECK IN ON YOU
A LITTLE LATER.

519
00:20:06,772 --> 00:20:09,441
OKAY?

520
00:20:15,414 --> 00:20:17,181
OH, POOR ME.

521
00:20:17,182 --> 00:20:18,516
I CAN'T GET IN
TO SEE THE DOCTOR.

522
00:20:18,517 --> 00:20:21,619
MAYBE I SHOULD JUST GO
TAKE A NAP.

523
00:20:21,620 --> 00:20:22,620
THIS IS NOT OKAY.

524
00:20:22,621 --> 00:20:24,355
I DO NOT WANT TO SEE YOU.

525
00:20:24,356 --> 00:20:25,790
JUST GET OUT OF HERE.

526
00:20:25,791 --> 00:20:28,926
ANYBODY CAN PICK UP
THE DAMN PHONE.

527
00:20:28,927 --> 00:20:31,195
YOU NEED TO START THINKING
OUTSIDE THE BOX.

528
00:20:31,196 --> 00:20:33,397
AND BY BOX,
I MEAN COFFIN.

529
00:20:33,398 --> 00:20:35,233
DON'T YOU TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

530
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:37,134
YOU TOOK YOURSELF OUT.
NOT ME.

531
00:20:37,135 --> 00:20:38,269
I'M FIGHTING TO STAY.

532
00:20:38,270 --> 00:20:39,503
SO YOU GET OUTTA HERE.

533
00:20:39,504 --> 00:20:41,105
JUST GET OUTTA HERE, BITCH.

534
00:20:41,106 --> 00:20:44,142
GET OUT!

535
00:20:56,722 --> 00:20:58,589
I'M HERE TO SEE THE DOCTOR.

536
00:21:14,306 --> 00:21:16,607
OH, UH, PARDON ME, SIR.

537
00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:19,277
DR. SHERMAN, HI.

538
00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:20,945
MY NAME IS CATHY.

539
00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:23,982
I'M A NURSE.

540
00:21:25,817 --> 00:21:28,252
YOU'RE NOT A DRUG REP,
ARE YOU?

541
00:21:28,253 --> 00:21:29,720
NO.

542
00:21:29,721 --> 00:21:33,224
NO, I'M NOT.

543
00:21:33,225 --> 00:21:35,326
I'M A DYING WOMAN
WHO'S SIMPLY TRYING TO SEE

544
00:21:35,327 --> 00:21:36,961
THE RIGHT GODDAMN DOCTOR

545
00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:38,596
AND ASK HIM IF HE HAS
ANY ADVICE

546
00:21:38,597 --> 00:21:39,563
ON HOW TO SAVE MY LIFE.

547
00:21:39,564 --> 00:21:40,564
BUT THE BEST I CAN DO

548
00:21:40,565 --> 00:21:41,999
IS I CAN SPEND
TWO HOURS A DAY,

549
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,502
TIME I'D RATHER SPEND
LIVING MY FUCKING LIFE,

550
00:21:44,503 --> 00:21:46,170
ON HOLD WITH YOUR OFFICE,

551
00:21:46,171 --> 00:21:48,172
FINDING OUT
IF ANYONE HAS CANCELED.

552
00:21:48,173 --> 00:21:49,407
THAT'S NOT OKAY.

553
00:21:49,408 --> 00:21:53,978
I'M GONNA ASK YOU TO LEAVE.

554
00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:57,549
I WILL NOT LEAVE.

555
00:22:02,487 --> 00:22:04,488
HELLO.

556
00:22:04,489 --> 00:22:05,489
HI.

557
00:22:05,490 --> 00:22:07,158
HI, I'M CATHY.

558
00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:10,061
CONGRATULATIONS
ON GETTING AN APPOINTMENT

559
00:22:10,062 --> 00:22:11,228
WITH DR. SHERMAN.

560
00:22:11,229 --> 00:22:13,898
APPARENTLY ONE OF THE HOTTEST
TICKETS IN TOWN.

561
00:22:13,899 --> 00:22:15,299
SO WOULD--
IF ANY OF YOU

562
00:22:15,300 --> 00:22:17,368
IN MAYBE STAGES I THROUGH III

563
00:22:17,369 --> 00:22:19,303
WOULD CONSIDER
LETTING ME GO FIRST, THAT--

564
00:22:22,374 --> 00:22:23,374
EXCUSE ME.

565
00:22:24,976 --> 00:22:28,813
PROBABLY MY SON.

566
00:22:28,814 --> 00:22:30,147
HELLO?

567
00:22:30,148 --> 00:22:31,782
THIS IS DR. SHERMAN'S OFFICE
CALLING

568
00:22:31,783 --> 00:22:37,088
FOR CATHY JAMISON.

569
00:22:37,089 --> 00:22:40,925
YOU'RE CATHY JAMISON?

570
00:22:40,926 --> 00:22:43,094
I AM.

571
00:22:43,095 --> 00:22:45,596
UH, YOU HAVE AN APPOINTMENT
NEXT WEDNESDAY

572
00:22:45,597 --> 00:22:46,764
AT 9:00 A.M.

573
00:22:46,765 --> 00:22:50,901
I WAS JUST CALLING
TO CONFIRM YOU.

574
00:22:50,902 --> 00:22:53,170
SOMEBODY CANCELED?

575
00:22:53,171 --> 00:22:55,106
DR. SHERMAN
CALLED IT IN HIMSELF.

576
00:22:55,107 --> 00:22:57,141
APPARENTLY, YOUR ONCOLOGIST,
DR. MAUER,

577
00:22:57,142 --> 00:23:00,778
CALLED HIM ABOUT YOU.

578
00:23:00,779 --> 00:23:01,846
OKAY.

579
00:23:01,847 --> 00:23:03,614
UM, OKAY, GREAT.

580
00:23:03,615 --> 00:23:06,651
YOU MAY CONFIRM ME.

581
00:23:09,020 --> 00:23:10,688
HEY, THOMAS.
DINNERTIME, BUDDY.

582
00:23:10,689 --> 00:23:12,189
YOU HUNGRY?

583
00:23:12,190 --> 00:23:13,824
REAL FOOD THIS TIME.

584
00:23:13,825 --> 00:23:16,862
NO FUNNY BUSINESS,
I PROMISE.

585
00:23:21,867 --> 00:23:25,370
THOMAS?

586
00:23:27,706 --> 00:23:30,475
THOMAS?

587
00:23:38,850 --> 00:23:41,886
OH, BUDDY.

588
00:23:41,887 --> 00:23:44,923
OH, GOD.

589
00:24:10,882 --> 00:24:12,516
HI.

590
00:24:12,517 --> 00:24:15,586
I LEFT YOU A MESSAGE.

591
00:24:15,587 --> 00:24:16,887
- I GOT IT.
- YEAH, I WAS NEARBY--

592
00:24:16,888 --> 00:24:18,722
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR LIP?

593
00:24:18,723 --> 00:24:21,258
UH, HOW ARE YOU FEELING?

594
00:24:21,259 --> 00:24:24,361
LIKE MY BLOOD IS CARBONATED.

595
00:24:24,362 --> 00:24:26,564
I JUST--
I WANTED TO THANK YOU

596
00:24:26,565 --> 00:24:27,765
FOR CALLING DR. SHERMAN
FOR ME.

597
00:24:27,766 --> 00:24:28,766
OH, YOU'RE WELCOME.

598
00:24:28,767 --> 00:24:31,235
NO, THAT WAS
REALLY IMPORTANT.

599
00:24:31,236 --> 00:24:34,305
AND I WAS THINKING...

600
00:24:34,306 --> 00:24:36,207
NO MATTER WHAT HE SAYS,
I TRUST YOU.

601
00:24:36,208 --> 00:24:38,142
AND I LIKE YOU.

602
00:24:38,143 --> 00:24:39,777
AND I WANT TO KEEP SEEING YOU,

603
00:24:39,778 --> 00:24:43,280
EVEN IF I HAVE TO PAY
OUT OF POCKET.

604
00:24:43,281 --> 00:24:47,151
I-I CAN'T SEE YOU
AS A PATIENT, CATHY.

605
00:24:47,152 --> 00:24:50,988
BECAUSE I DON'T SEE YOU
AS A PATIENT.

606
00:24:50,989 --> 00:24:52,323
BUT YOU'RE
IN VERY GOOD HANDS NOW.

607
00:24:52,324 --> 00:24:55,626
AND I'LL BE ROOTING
FOR YOU.

608
00:24:55,627 --> 00:24:58,095
OH.

609
00:24:58,096 --> 00:25:01,866
OH, OK--OKAY.

610
00:25:01,867 --> 00:25:03,234
IS THIS GOODBYE, THEN?

611
00:25:03,235 --> 00:25:05,369
NO. PROFESSOR OF MINE
IN MED SCHOOL TOLD ME

612
00:25:05,370 --> 00:25:06,804
TO NEVER SAY GOOD-BYE
TO A PATIENT.

613
00:25:06,805 --> 00:25:11,375
YOU JUST SAID
I WASN'T YOUR PATIENT.

614
00:25:11,376 --> 00:25:13,411
I'LL SEE YOU LATER, CATHY.

615
00:25:26,024 --> 00:25:27,958
I'M DISOWNING YOU
AS MY SISTER!

616
00:25:27,959 --> 00:25:29,927
FROM NOW ON,
WE'RE JUST NEIGHBORS.

617
00:25:29,928 --> 00:25:35,199
AND GOOD FENCES
MAKE GREAT FUCKING NEIGHBORS.

618
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:37,434
WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF UNCLE SEAN'S NEW FENCE?

619
00:25:37,435 --> 00:25:39,503
NOTHING AT ALL.
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

620
00:25:39,504 --> 00:25:41,005
BRENT'S.
DAD SAID I COULD GO.

621
00:25:41,006 --> 00:25:42,506
IS THAT OKAY?

622
00:25:42,507 --> 00:25:45,943
I MEAN, YOU CAN HUG ME FIRST
IF YOU NEED TO.

623
00:25:45,944 --> 00:25:47,678
YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO
TO THERAPY ANYMORE.

624
00:25:47,679 --> 00:25:49,280
I WANT YOU TO JUST BE
NORMAL TOO.

625
00:25:49,281 --> 00:25:50,447
BUT JUST SO YOU KNOW,

626
00:25:50,448 --> 00:25:52,116
THERE'S NO SUCH THING
AS TRULY NORMAL.

627
00:25:52,117 --> 00:25:55,553
♪ I'VE BEEN WORKIN'
ON THE FE-ENCE ♪

628
00:25:55,554 --> 00:25:57,721
♪ ALL THE LIVE-LONG DAY ♪

629
00:25:57,722 --> 00:26:00,624
EVERYBODY'S GOT SOMETHING.

630
00:26:00,625 --> 00:26:03,193
IF YOU EVER WANNA TALK
ABOUT WHAT YOUR SOMETHING IS

631
00:26:03,194 --> 00:26:05,296
TO ME OR TO SOMEONE ELSE,

632
00:26:05,297 --> 00:26:06,730
I HOPE YOU DO.

633
00:26:06,731 --> 00:26:07,731
PLEASE DO.

634
00:26:07,732 --> 00:26:10,035
I WILL.
I PROMISE.

635
00:26:12,671 --> 00:26:13,804
OH!

636
00:26:15,106 --> 00:26:16,540
OH, MOM, THAT'S GROSS!

637
00:26:16,541 --> 00:26:18,175
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

638
00:26:18,176 --> 00:26:22,580
OH, YOU--
YOU NEED TO SEE A SHRINK.

639
00:26:22,581 --> 00:26:26,617
LOVE YOU.

640
00:26:32,157 --> 00:26:34,291
HEY, THERE.
WANNA GET HIGH?

641
00:26:34,292 --> 00:26:37,227
NOPE.

642
00:26:37,228 --> 00:26:38,696
MY HEADACHE IS GONE.

643
00:26:38,697 --> 00:26:41,398
AND I GOT AN APPOINTMENT
WITH DR. SHERMAN.

644
00:26:42,467 --> 00:26:45,302
THAT IS GREAT NEWS!

645
00:26:45,303 --> 00:26:48,205
OH, THAT IS GREAT NEWS.

646
00:26:48,206 --> 00:26:49,440
OH!

647
00:26:49,441 --> 00:26:51,842
HOPEFULLY IT'LL TAKE
SOME OF THE STING

648
00:26:51,843 --> 00:26:53,577
OUT OF THE NOT-SO-GREAT NEWS.

649
00:26:53,578 --> 00:26:55,512
WHAT?

650
00:26:56,715 --> 00:26:58,916
WHAT?

651
00:26:58,917 --> 00:27:00,884
THOMAS...

652
00:27:00,885 --> 00:27:03,554
PASSED.

653
00:27:03,555 --> 00:27:05,889
I JUST FOUND HIM
OUT ON THE PORCH.

654
00:27:05,890 --> 00:27:08,659
HE WAS SLEEPING PEACEFULLY,
AND I--

655
00:27:08,660 --> 00:27:09,760
I PUT A BLANKET
OVER HIM, AND--

656
00:27:09,761 --> 00:27:11,428
I KILLED MARLENE'S DOG?

657
00:27:11,429 --> 00:27:13,063
I HONESTLY DON'T THINK

658
00:27:13,064 --> 00:27:14,498
THAT IT WAS ANYTHING
YOU DID.

659
00:27:14,499 --> 00:27:16,000
IT WAS HIS TIME.
HE WAS OLD.

660
00:27:16,001 --> 00:27:17,601
OH, MY GOD.

661
00:27:17,602 --> 00:27:19,837
HE'S WITH MARLENE NOW,

662
00:27:19,838 --> 00:27:21,572
WHICH IS EXACTLY
WHERE HE WANTED TO BE.

663
00:27:21,573 --> 00:27:24,141
DO YOU REALLY THINK
HE'S WITH MARLENE?

664
00:27:24,142 --> 00:27:29,279
I'M SO SORRY.

665
00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:30,681
NOPE.

666
00:27:30,682 --> 00:27:32,516
HE'S WITH US!

667
00:27:32,517 --> 00:27:34,251
HEY, THOMAS.

668
00:27:34,252 --> 00:27:35,252
WELCOME BACK!

669
00:27:35,253 --> 00:27:37,187
- OH, THOMAS.
- HEY, BUDDY!

670
00:27:37,188 --> 00:27:39,323
THOMAS, COME HERE.

671
00:27:39,324 --> 00:27:41,492
OKAY, IF YOU EVER THINK
I'M DEAD,

672
00:27:41,493 --> 00:27:43,460
DO ME A FAVOR
AND GET A SECOND OPINION.

673
00:27:43,461 --> 00:27:46,630
OH, MY SWEET.

674
00:27:46,631 --> 00:27:48,667
WHEW.

675
00:27:52,604 --> 00:27:55,607
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676
00:28:03,281 --> 00:28:06,317
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